Posted 11 hours ago

color-division:

*casually assembling a totem pole of dead bodies while not looking at the camera*

Still waiting for Hugh to do the challenge

Bonus: Hannibal did it too…

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Posted 23 hours ago
slayerinthetardis:

madasthehatterforalice:

slayerinthetardis:

thatbitchwealllove:

how i love the random crap on here,it actually makes my day…

Um why is no one freaking out about how we have finally perfected lightsaber technology

Probably because that’s a scene from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the galaxy.

Ah
Well then

slayerinthetardis:

madasthehatterforalice:

slayerinthetardis:

thatbitchwealllove:

how i love the random crap on here,it actually makes my day…

Um why is no one freaking out about how we have finally perfected lightsaber technology

Probably because that’s a scene from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the galaxy.

Ah

Well then

(Source: damnafricawhathappened)

Posted 23 hours ago

ishipitlikeups:

aca-everything:

ishipitlikeups:

If you think about it, kissing is pretty weird.

I mean,

you’re shoving your eating hole

against someone else’s eating hole

and then rubbing your taste organs together????

Like, okay.

Next time I see my friend making out with her boyfriend, I’m going to politely interrupt to tell them this fact.

Please do.

Posted 23 hours ago

timelordparadise:

r0wdyruffian:

hawkstars:

timelady-of-221b:

avocadokitten:

women are better than men = misandry

men are better than women = misogyny 

men and women are equal = feminism

Thank. You.

everyone is equal but also shit = misanthropy,

harsher penalties for parole violaters, and world peace = misscongeniality

Everyone’s equal when they’re dead = lesmiserables

Posted 23 hours ago

maadskittlez29:

Do you love the colors of Marvel?

YES. YES I DO.

(Source: tonystarkfucksaround)

Posted 23 hours ago

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

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lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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(Source: gentleguineapig)

Posted 23 hours ago

totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

(Source: glow-stick-0f-destiny)